alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

kardafrican:

don’t hate me because i’m ugly. hate me for my shitty personality, too.

newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?

iamjohnlocked4life:

couldntpossiblycomment:

I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:

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When Sherlock says “I think it could work”

He’s saying I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”

And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:

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And Sherlock just:

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And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.

Oh god, this hurts so good. I can’t stop feeling over this (>_<)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*